Funny Tombstones

Arhturn Spanks his wife Katherine
Arthur Spanks - his wife Katherine
Atheist - all dressed up and no place to go
Here lies and Atheist - All dressed up and no place to go
Abused Husband
Herman Harband 1918 left a little something for his wife

Wife, Friend, Lover, and -- Pshycho ???
Loaf BreadWhat could be better than Thick Loaf BreadHit him on the headIf any man gives his property to his children before he's dead, hit him on the head.
Here lies the body of  Dentist De Mille in the larget 
Pardon me for not rising
Here lies John Yeast  Pardon me for not rising
The Force

Like they say on Independence Day, "May the Fourth be with you."