Arthur Spanks - his wife Katherine
Here lies and Atheist - All dressed up and no place to go
Herman Harband 1918 left a little something for his wife
Wife, Friend, Lover, and -- Pshycho ???
What could be better than Thick Loaf Bread
If any man gives his property to his children before he's dead, hit him on the head.
Here lies the body of Dentist De Mille in the larget
Here lies John Yeast Pardon me for not rising
Like they say on Independence Day, "May the Fourth be with you."